Cool Thing To Read: Irish Mary
Irish Mary came to her priest after Mass and said, "Father, you should know, Paddy passed away last night."
"Ah, Mary, 'tis a pity. Your dear husband, gone. Very sudden, was it not?"
"Sure, and sudden it was."
"Did he have any last words, Mary?"
"Sure, and he did, Father."
"And what were they?"
"Mary! Mary! Put down that gun!"